Whenever there’s a freaking magic asshole involved
I always end up half naked or whatever—-
Artie: You look like those tanned surfers on tv shows!
Are you sure you wanna dye your hair? You still look hot to me~
Alfred: …Are you frigging serious.
Just shut up and dye my hair already.
Alfred: Monobear? Oh you mean this bear!
I don’t know what are you talking about, but he wanted us to wear matching shirts or whatever…
I like this bear is cute— I-I MEAN—*PUFF*
Alfred: OF COURSE.
How could I forget these little shits—
Alfred: Of course I know! We live…t-together—
I just don’t wanna say it, gotta problem with that?!
AND WHAT THE HELL— He JUST went out like 5 minutes ago!!
HOW am I suppose to miss him???
N-Not that I would miss him anywayasjdfkdf—
dammit don’t make me say weird things!!!